It may be true that boys just want to have fun (contrary to the messages sent to us by Cindy Lauper in the 1980s), but having never been male, I just don't get them. Males, that is.
Sam never stops moving, ever. Well, I take that back. If the TV is on, he'll settle in for awhile, stick his thumb in his mouth and his hand down his pants, and just relax. But other than quality time with the telly and his left hand (the right one is always for sucking), he never stops moving. Why read a book when you can create a ramp out of it and then jump on it? Why tell a story when you can act it out, complete with a soundtrack? So what if the toy already makes noise, more is required, so I'll scream!
Now, don't get me wrong, I was not raised in girl-land. I had (and still have, thanks to my mother's hoarding ways) Tonka trucks, Star Wars action figures, and Matchbox cars, but I don't recall playing with them in the same ways. I was much more literal in my play. For example, cars drove around on the ground, as opposed to being hurled through the air at your mother's head. The Star Wars action figures interacted in realistic scenarios, as opposed to being test objects for a slingshot.
Sam's inability to sit in one place for more than 30 seconds (sans TV) is, of course, completely normal. He is a 3 1/2 year old, and a 3 1/2 year old boy, at that. While still firmly believing that gender is a social construction, especially when it comes to tastes and preferences (e.g., what to wear, toys to play with, etc.), I can't help but notice the difference in activity level between boys and girls. No, it's not just research based on an "n" of one. I'm a sociologist, for crissakes. The research shows that level of activity seems to be one of the major sex differences between boys and girls, with a large continuum among boys and girls, of course. My child just happens to be on the more active end of that continuum, along with whirling dervishes and ants. His activity level is often maddening to me, mostly because a) I can't keep up with it, and b) I just don't understand it. Why WOULDN'T you want to sit down and read for 45 minutes? Of course intellectually I understand it, and I don't actually think that he has ADHD, but sometimes his lack of ability to focus and sit still drives me to happy hour well before 5:00 PM. For that, I can move really fast....
2010-03-09
boyz just wanna have fun
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2009-12-31
oh what a feeling, we're dancin' on the ceiling
the lovely chaos that is sam's dance class at Moving in the Spirit (notice him cling to BFF Kai). it's as if they are all being shocked at random times.... you should check out all their fantastic programs, particularly for kids in under-served neighborhoods. http://movinginthespirit.org/
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the two most important people in my life
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2009-12-30
sam @ 3ish
Some relatively recent, possibly Oscar-worthy, photos of Sam, maybe June - November 2009. Some are redundant with other Flickr sets, I'm working on fixing that in my "spare" time.
Here's the link to the Flickr set.
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2009-12-01
but i was only PRETENDING to pee in the freezer
Well, thank god he was only pretending to pee in the freezer, but you just never know around here. (For those of you who might be thinking I have either an incredibly tall or well endowed three year old, our freezer is on the bottom.) Sam just couldn't understand why his father might yell at the mere appearance of him taking a whiz onto our frozen foods. These moments sum up the chaos of our household.
Sure, we only have one kid. Lots of almost-forty somethings have two or three kids. But, let me justify my whining a bit.
We have a lot of animals. Not a crazy "call the county on them" number of animals, but more than your average family. We've got 3 dogs (including yet another new/old heartworm positive Great Dane named Sandy), 5 indoor-only cats, 1 cat who believes himself to be feral who lives on our porch (I think it's an act and I *WILL* get him in the house), and 1 incredibly cranky Senegal parrot. I should also note that each of these animals has some kind of medical "quirk," shall we say, that ends up being both costly and inconvenient.
Now, put that all together with an extremely active toddler and smush it into 1,250 square feet, add a bit of daycare (but not enough for full time care), and two full time jobs that seem to bleed over into evenings, weekends, and "vacation" days. And from that grand package, subtract financial stability and voila, you have our family.
In that context, "I was only PRETENDING to pee in the freezer" seems to be a pretty reasonable statement, certainly one that didn't necessitate parental scolding. When he starts PRETENDING to go to school, while secretly going to the movies with friends, or PRETENDING that he's not sexually active when the condom wrapper evidence proves otherwise, well, then we can think about doing some scolding. Or some locking in the room until puberty is over, thinking back to those wonderful days in which he was *only* peeing in the fridge.....
Sure, we only have one kid. Lots of almost-forty somethings have two or three kids. But, let me justify my whining a bit.
We have a lot of animals. Not a crazy "call the county on them" number of animals, but more than your average family. We've got 3 dogs (including yet another new/old heartworm positive Great Dane named Sandy), 5 indoor-only cats, 1 cat who believes himself to be feral who lives on our porch (I think it's an act and I *WILL* get him in the house), and 1 incredibly cranky Senegal parrot. I should also note that each of these animals has some kind of medical "quirk," shall we say, that ends up being both costly and inconvenient.
Now, put that all together with an extremely active toddler and smush it into 1,250 square feet, add a bit of daycare (but not enough for full time care), and two full time jobs that seem to bleed over into evenings, weekends, and "vacation" days. And from that grand package, subtract financial stability and voila, you have our family.
In that context, "I was only PRETENDING to pee in the freezer" seems to be a pretty reasonable statement, certainly one that didn't necessitate parental scolding. When he starts PRETENDING to go to school, while secretly going to the movies with friends, or PRETENDING that he's not sexually active when the condom wrapper evidence proves otherwise, well, then we can think about doing some scolding. Or some locking in the room until puberty is over, thinking back to those wonderful days in which he was *only* peeing in the fridge.....
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2009-09-29
our ms. sandy
sitting pretty, though with some
demon eyes....
no one will break in, I promise...
the couch belongs to ME ME MEPoor Harvey was only with us for about four months. His big body had been through too much--years of neglect and poor nutrition, heartworms, and the worst part--a diagnosis of inflammatory bowel disease. In the end, it was his tummy that did him in.
A few months later we adopted this lovely lady, Sandy (yes, that is my mom Sandra's nickname). Sandy is also 7 years old and lived in a small pen with no shade or appropriate housing for her entire life. Heartworms and a variety of other icky worms. Body covered in a yeast infection that has been extremely stubborn to treat.
She's a SWEETHEART. Gentle with people, including spastic toddlers, and good with cats, dogs, and even a parrot. She probably wouldn't work in a house with pet squirrels, but our rehab babies in the backyard just mock her from on high. She's yet another old, beautiful Great Dane spirit who has come to live with us. Smooch.
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from 2 to 3
sam celebrates his third birthday (well, it's his fifth birthday, if you ask him) at the ormewood school. yay for cupcakes!
sam ends the day attempting to order all his presents online
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2009-09-25
words of wisdom, or out of the mouths of babes
(NOTE: THAT IS NOT MY CHILD. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I HAVEN'T CAUGHT HIM....YET.)
In living with a toddler, there are words that, even as they are leaving my mouth, I cannot believe I am saying. Some of those words are disturbing or create angst because they make me sound like "one of those mothers." You know, the ones who move through the world paying marginal attention to their kids, and relying on pat answers such as "because I said so." Let me tell you here and now, that after your toddler has asked a thirty minute continuous string of nonsensical "why?" questions, answers such as "because I said so" seem completely logical.
Other utterances are disturbing because of how completely bizarre they sound. Perhaps putting these words down might assure other parents, particularly those with toddler-age children, that you are not alone in your rants, thinly veiled threats, and cop-out "because I said so's."
So here, let me share a few snippets of conversations that have gone on in my house just in the last several days. Most are probably funny only to me, as you had to be in the moment, hear the tone of voice, and experience the context of the statement. Some, however, stand on their own two legs. They are either completely bizarre or hilarious even out of context. Have you heard these conversations around your own house?
1. Sam, get the chop sticks out of your underpants.
2. Look Mommy, tofu out of my mouth just for you!3. Sam, penis back in your underwear.
4. Sam, penis back in your underwear.5. Sam, penis back in your underwear. (You're getting the point here....)
6. Maybe he's a stay at home mushroom. Daddy stays with the baby mushroom and the momma mushroom goes to work.
7. Mom, where's your penis? Sam, girls don't have a penis. (Sam) So do you pee out of your butt?
8. Let's sit on the potty and talk to the poop parrot.
9. I don't love you anymore Mommy, I love Daddy. Mommy, please get me some ice cream.
10. Momma, you're too fat to fit in the bathtub.
It's getting late and I'm exhausted, but these few gems have happened just in the last 24 hours or so. I'll have to keep posting them as they happen, once I've stopped laughing.
In living with a toddler, there are words that, even as they are leaving my mouth, I cannot believe I am saying. Some of those words are disturbing or create angst because they make me sound like "one of those mothers." You know, the ones who move through the world paying marginal attention to their kids, and relying on pat answers such as "because I said so." Let me tell you here and now, that after your toddler has asked a thirty minute continuous string of nonsensical "why?" questions, answers such as "because I said so" seem completely logical.
Other utterances are disturbing because of how completely bizarre they sound. Perhaps putting these words down might assure other parents, particularly those with toddler-age children, that you are not alone in your rants, thinly veiled threats, and cop-out "because I said so's."
So here, let me share a few snippets of conversations that have gone on in my house just in the last several days. Most are probably funny only to me, as you had to be in the moment, hear the tone of voice, and experience the context of the statement. Some, however, stand on their own two legs. They are either completely bizarre or hilarious even out of context. Have you heard these conversations around your own house?
1. Sam, get the chop sticks out of your underpants.
2. Look Mommy, tofu out of my mouth just for you!3. Sam, penis back in your underwear.
4. Sam, penis back in your underwear.5. Sam, penis back in your underwear. (You're getting the point here....)
6. Maybe he's a stay at home mushroom. Daddy stays with the baby mushroom and the momma mushroom goes to work.
7. Mom, where's your penis? Sam, girls don't have a penis. (Sam) So do you pee out of your butt?
8. Let's sit on the potty and talk to the poop parrot.
9. I don't love you anymore Mommy, I love Daddy. Mommy, please get me some ice cream.
10. Momma, you're too fat to fit in the bathtub.
It's getting late and I'm exhausted, but these few gems have happened just in the last 24 hours or so. I'll have to keep posting them as they happen, once I've stopped laughing.
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what happens when toddlers get digital cameras
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2009-09-16
this week, ambien is my friend
I think it may even improve my writing skills, though I have not formally tested that hypothesis. I don't think I could stay awake long enough to test the hypothesis, which is exactly as I had planned......
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an addendum to the "vagina fail" story
the vagina saga continues....
- July 2009, FINALLY PREGNANT
- September 2009, fetus dies
- September 18th, fetus removed
- September 21st, Amy celebrates her 38th birthday in style (meaning in bed, on pain killers)
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2009-07-31
just my luck
So, if you open an umbrella because 1) it's raining, and 2) you completely forgot that it's broken, and the thing that is broken is that it can't be closed, do you then have bad luck forever? If so, then I'm in trouble....
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2009-07-29
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2009-07-23
vagina fail
OMG she said vagina in her blog! It must be dirty! Let's read it!
OK, did you get that out of your system yet? It's a body part, for chrissakes, like an elbow or toe nail, or a frenulum (look it up). While there are a wide variety of entertaining uses for the vagina, it evolved to serve one main purpose--birthing babies. Now, if you ladies out there don't happen to be using your vagina for this purpose, fear not. This blog entry is NOT a rant about how the role of vaginas is simply to grow babies, so get working on it. I encourage you to keep on keepin' on with whatever makes you happy and feels good.
No, this is a tragic tale of a childbirth gone awry, inspired by Eve Ensler and FailBlog. An odd combination, don't you think? Perhaps I should share the impetus for this story, lest you question my sanity and whether it's wise for me to be around your children.
Last semester (I live not by seasons or calendar years, but by the semester-based academic calendar) I was privileged enough to see the play "The Vagina Monologues," written by Eve Ensler, at Georgia Tech. It is a series of vignettes, ever evolving and expanding in scope and subject, that speaks to women and girls about the process of growing up into one's body and one's sexuality, whatever that sexual preference might be (or might be for the next few days...). They talk about sex and love and loss and sorrow, all through the perspective of how the vagina is experiencing it.
I must say, it's quite radical and cool to hear women engage in a discourse about what makes their vaginas happy. Isn't the rest of mainstream society really just a discourse about keeping penises happy? The vagina definitely deserved her own play, at least. I was honored to be named a Georgia Tech "Vagina Warrior" for my work in helping to end sexual assault and intimate partner violence on campus and around Atlanta. I have to say the the pleasure of typing out "VAGINA WARRIOR" on my annual report to the school chair and on my curriculum vitae gave me immense pleasure....
But now to the fail part. The "Vagina Monologues" was about women/vaginas as strong and successful, with their bodies giving them pleasure in whatever exploit they choose. What if yours doesn't happen to work that way? What if you experience....vagina fail?
The process of having a child is never easy, but it becomes particularly more complicated when one is trying to have a child later in life (say, after 35). I am one of those persons, and "vagina fail" has become a mantra over the last several years. Here's the timeline:
So, my vagina is not cooperating. I thought that we were a team! But difficulty in getting pregnant would not lead me to label my vagina a failure. I did indeed get pregnant and have a beautiful, healthy, large, baby boy on Monday, August 28th, 2006 at 8:54 PM. No, here's where the feeling of failure comes in.
I read all the pregnancy, labor, and delivery books. I take a hypno-birthing class (OK, don't laugh, it's about learning deep breathing, relaxation, and meditation to cope with the pain of labor, which, if you haven't gone through it FOR FORTY FIVE HOURS LIKE I DID, is a burning hell). I don't want to be induced--only natural labor induction, like exercise, sex (what you REALLY want to do when you weigh 300 lbs.), and eating a lot of basil.
I knew childbirth wouldn't be easy, but I had these beautiful images of holding yoga poses while the baby slides out into a warm tub, and I am the first to touch him. Soft music, warm scented candles, the whole works.
That began to be stymied when Sam just kept getting bigger, but showed no inclination that he wanted to come out and join the non-womb world. One week late. Two weeks late. I try to ignore the ultrasounds the doctors are pointing to saying, "he's a big one--we guess 10 pounds 4 ounces." I try to kick-start things naturally, to no avail.
Then, the midwife makes the call. You're 14 days late with a big kid and you're running out of fluids in there. We have to induce to assure a vaginal delivery. Damn, damn, damn. This is exactly where I don't want to be- just checking into the hospital and not even in labor. I was hoping to fly in to the maternity ward when I was about 9 cm dilated, hop in a tub, do some squats, and pop out a kid. Hah!
But then something happens. As I sit in the waiting room, waiting to check into my bed for the night, my labor kicks in. I had been having fairly uncomfortable and very regular (every 10 minutes) contractions for 24 hours, but they decided to kick it up a notch IN THE WAITING ROOM. So now I'm not a woman waiting to be induced, I'm a woman who is in labor. GET ME A F&$%@ ROOM!!! Having pretty hard contractions in front of the flotsam and jetsam of other people's families in the waiting room is NOT my idea of a calm, natural birth. What should have actually happened is that they should have sent us home. This was active labor, but it was early active labor. I was only dilated to about 3 cm, so I had a ways to go. I should have gone home, labored in my own tub, my own shower, on my own bed, and walked around my own neighborhood. Instead, my job now seems to have shifted to convincing the nurses that I'm progressing "fast enough," whatever the hell that means. My midwife and doula are trying to hold them at bay, as the nurses offer drugs and epidurals and labor stimulants. IT WILL INTERFERE WITH MY GODDAMN YOGA POSITIONS!!! There is nothing like a laboring woman to clear a room with her anger....
They persuade me to try pitoscin, which is the anti-christ of labor inducing drugs. Contractions come faster and harder, though (in my experience) they don't seem to work as effectively. This is when most people pick up the white flag, surrender, and get that spine-numbing epidural put in their back. I resist. Four hours on pitoscin, no pain killers, and little progression. ENOUGH I say (and by "say," I mean while shouting expletives at the nurses). They turned that horrible stuff off and I went back to "normal" labor--starts out slower to ease you in, then gradually progresses. In this phase, I dilate to 5 or 6 cm.
Tis not enough for the nurse nazis. "Let's break your water." Wow, that sounds like fun. Please do. It comes out looking like I'm about to birth Kermit the Frog--in other words, green. This is a good reason to freak out if you were, say, 36 weeks pregnant and in labor. This means that meconium (AKA your baby's first poop) is in your amniotic fluid. Gross. Not only gross, but it *can* be a sign of fetal distress. But, if you happen to be 42 weeks pregnant, it just means your baby is ready to get the hell out and poop in his diapers. This would have been helpful information BEFORE they broke my water.
Now the legal stuff kicks in. Meconium in fluids = potential fetal distress. If we (the hospital) don't intervene, we could get our asses sued if this baby comes out with problems. What does that mean for you, the woman who has been in labor for about 40 hours? It means your bathes are gone. Your yoga positions are finished, unless you happen to know a yoga position that is just lying flat on your back. They hook me up to a garden hose to flush out all this crap (yes, it's as fun as it sounds, and more!), and I have to lay there. This is not how women were meant to have babies. Even if you are not a proponent of natural child birth, I'm assuming that you at least agree with the laws of physics, gravity being one of them.
The shit hits the fan. I am in massive pain. Massive is not a massive enough word for it, but I can't think of anything else. If I were in this pain and could be moving around (which is what my body was SCREAMING for me to do) or in the tub, that would be one thing. But I am in pain and immobile. The worst of both worlds. But beyond the pain, now I'm scared. I was in control before, but now I'm not. I'm losing it. I try--I really do. But I can't take it anymore. I submit. I get the epidural. Actually, I request the epidural but, due to some anesthesia-related emergency in the hospital (i.e., it's cocktail hour), I have to wait an hour. One hour in the most hellish pain you can imagine. And now I'm really pissed and scared.
The epidural comes. Sweet relief. I am disappointed that this baby will not be a natural birth, but I can at least calm down now, get my emotional state back in order for what's to come. Or so I naively thought. I relax for 15 minutes or so, but then I want to shift to a new position. It's a pretty light epidural--still have some sensation--but I do need a little assistance from the midwife to shift into a new position. She helps me, then something happens. Monitors start beeping. Red lights keep flashing. Is it a fire drill? What the hell? In this new position, Sam's heart rate starts crashing. It goes down to 60 beats per minute for almost 4 minutes. This is brain damage territory. A crash cart arrives. Doctors and nurses I've never seen. Bill is in hospital scrubs faster than a lawyer can yell "lawsuit!" I think he might have a heart attack. I think I've already had a heart attack. They work on me--not sure what's happening. Beeps start to slow down. The red light is off. Calm. He's stabilized. My brain is not, but that's not really the concern at the moment. I hope that's the end.
It's not. It happens again. And again. Three times and the doctor is pressing for a c-section. The midwife checks me. I am now UN-dilating. WTF? Sam's head is wedged at an angle and causing too much pressure. If I could move, I could move him around. BUT NOW I'M STUCK IN BED. This can't be happening. I read about this. I did everything right. The midwife says that I'll probably just keep doing this until it becomes an emergency. I give up. I can't do it anymore. It's been two days. Get him out of me. Please. C-section happens.
Can Eve Ensler write about this?
OK, did you get that out of your system yet? It's a body part, for chrissakes, like an elbow or toe nail, or a frenulum (look it up). While there are a wide variety of entertaining uses for the vagina, it evolved to serve one main purpose--birthing babies. Now, if you ladies out there don't happen to be using your vagina for this purpose, fear not. This blog entry is NOT a rant about how the role of vaginas is simply to grow babies, so get working on it. I encourage you to keep on keepin' on with whatever makes you happy and feels good.
No, this is a tragic tale of a childbirth gone awry, inspired by Eve Ensler and FailBlog. An odd combination, don't you think? Perhaps I should share the impetus for this story, lest you question my sanity and whether it's wise for me to be around your children.
Last semester (I live not by seasons or calendar years, but by the semester-based academic calendar) I was privileged enough to see the play "The Vagina Monologues," written by Eve Ensler, at Georgia Tech. It is a series of vignettes, ever evolving and expanding in scope and subject, that speaks to women and girls about the process of growing up into one's body and one's sexuality, whatever that sexual preference might be (or might be for the next few days...). They talk about sex and love and loss and sorrow, all through the perspective of how the vagina is experiencing it.
I must say, it's quite radical and cool to hear women engage in a discourse about what makes their vaginas happy. Isn't the rest of mainstream society really just a discourse about keeping penises happy? The vagina definitely deserved her own play, at least. I was honored to be named a Georgia Tech "Vagina Warrior" for my work in helping to end sexual assault and intimate partner violence on campus and around Atlanta. I have to say the the pleasure of typing out "VAGINA WARRIOR" on my annual report to the school chair and on my curriculum vitae gave me immense pleasure....
But now to the fail part. The "Vagina Monologues" was about women/vaginas as strong and successful, with their bodies giving them pleasure in whatever exploit they choose. What if yours doesn't happen to work that way? What if you experience....vagina fail?
The process of having a child is never easy, but it becomes particularly more complicated when one is trying to have a child later in life (say, after 35). I am one of those persons, and "vagina fail" has become a mantra over the last several years. Here's the timeline:
- March 2004, start trying to get pregnant
- June 2005, actually do get pregnant
- October 2005, not pregnant anymore (you do the math--it sucked--her name was Grayson Josephine D'Unger)
- November 2005, WHAT? Pregnant again????
- August 2006, Sam is born
- March 2008, start trying to get pregnant
- December 2008, pregnant again! Yay!!
- January 2009, not pregnant anymore
- March 2009, start trying to get pregnant
- today, July 23, 2009, STILL NOT PREGNANT
So, my vagina is not cooperating. I thought that we were a team! But difficulty in getting pregnant would not lead me to label my vagina a failure. I did indeed get pregnant and have a beautiful, healthy, large, baby boy on Monday, August 28th, 2006 at 8:54 PM. No, here's where the feeling of failure comes in.
I read all the pregnancy, labor, and delivery books. I take a hypno-birthing class (OK, don't laugh, it's about learning deep breathing, relaxation, and meditation to cope with the pain of labor, which, if you haven't gone through it FOR FORTY FIVE HOURS LIKE I DID, is a burning hell). I don't want to be induced--only natural labor induction, like exercise, sex (what you REALLY want to do when you weigh 300 lbs.), and eating a lot of basil.
I knew childbirth wouldn't be easy, but I had these beautiful images of holding yoga poses while the baby slides out into a warm tub, and I am the first to touch him. Soft music, warm scented candles, the whole works.
That began to be stymied when Sam just kept getting bigger, but showed no inclination that he wanted to come out and join the non-womb world. One week late. Two weeks late. I try to ignore the ultrasounds the doctors are pointing to saying, "he's a big one--we guess 10 pounds 4 ounces." I try to kick-start things naturally, to no avail.
Then, the midwife makes the call. You're 14 days late with a big kid and you're running out of fluids in there. We have to induce to assure a vaginal delivery. Damn, damn, damn. This is exactly where I don't want to be- just checking into the hospital and not even in labor. I was hoping to fly in to the maternity ward when I was about 9 cm dilated, hop in a tub, do some squats, and pop out a kid. Hah!
But then something happens. As I sit in the waiting room, waiting to check into my bed for the night, my labor kicks in. I had been having fairly uncomfortable and very regular (every 10 minutes) contractions for 24 hours, but they decided to kick it up a notch IN THE WAITING ROOM. So now I'm not a woman waiting to be induced, I'm a woman who is in labor. GET ME A F&$%@ ROOM!!! Having pretty hard contractions in front of the flotsam and jetsam of other people's families in the waiting room is NOT my idea of a calm, natural birth. What should have actually happened is that they should have sent us home. This was active labor, but it was early active labor. I was only dilated to about 3 cm, so I had a ways to go. I should have gone home, labored in my own tub, my own shower, on my own bed, and walked around my own neighborhood. Instead, my job now seems to have shifted to convincing the nurses that I'm progressing "fast enough," whatever the hell that means. My midwife and doula are trying to hold them at bay, as the nurses offer drugs and epidurals and labor stimulants. IT WILL INTERFERE WITH MY GODDAMN YOGA POSITIONS!!! There is nothing like a laboring woman to clear a room with her anger....
They persuade me to try pitoscin, which is the anti-christ of labor inducing drugs. Contractions come faster and harder, though (in my experience) they don't seem to work as effectively. This is when most people pick up the white flag, surrender, and get that spine-numbing epidural put in their back. I resist. Four hours on pitoscin, no pain killers, and little progression. ENOUGH I say (and by "say," I mean while shouting expletives at the nurses). They turned that horrible stuff off and I went back to "normal" labor--starts out slower to ease you in, then gradually progresses. In this phase, I dilate to 5 or 6 cm.
Tis not enough for the nurse nazis. "Let's break your water." Wow, that sounds like fun. Please do. It comes out looking like I'm about to birth Kermit the Frog--in other words, green. This is a good reason to freak out if you were, say, 36 weeks pregnant and in labor. This means that meconium (AKA your baby's first poop) is in your amniotic fluid. Gross. Not only gross, but it *can* be a sign of fetal distress. But, if you happen to be 42 weeks pregnant, it just means your baby is ready to get the hell out and poop in his diapers. This would have been helpful information BEFORE they broke my water.
Now the legal stuff kicks in. Meconium in fluids = potential fetal distress. If we (the hospital) don't intervene, we could get our asses sued if this baby comes out with problems. What does that mean for you, the woman who has been in labor for about 40 hours? It means your bathes are gone. Your yoga positions are finished, unless you happen to know a yoga position that is just lying flat on your back. They hook me up to a garden hose to flush out all this crap (yes, it's as fun as it sounds, and more!), and I have to lay there. This is not how women were meant to have babies. Even if you are not a proponent of natural child birth, I'm assuming that you at least agree with the laws of physics, gravity being one of them.
The shit hits the fan. I am in massive pain. Massive is not a massive enough word for it, but I can't think of anything else. If I were in this pain and could be moving around (which is what my body was SCREAMING for me to do) or in the tub, that would be one thing. But I am in pain and immobile. The worst of both worlds. But beyond the pain, now I'm scared. I was in control before, but now I'm not. I'm losing it. I try--I really do. But I can't take it anymore. I submit. I get the epidural. Actually, I request the epidural but, due to some anesthesia-related emergency in the hospital (i.e., it's cocktail hour), I have to wait an hour. One hour in the most hellish pain you can imagine. And now I'm really pissed and scared.
The epidural comes. Sweet relief. I am disappointed that this baby will not be a natural birth, but I can at least calm down now, get my emotional state back in order for what's to come. Or so I naively thought. I relax for 15 minutes or so, but then I want to shift to a new position. It's a pretty light epidural--still have some sensation--but I do need a little assistance from the midwife to shift into a new position. She helps me, then something happens. Monitors start beeping. Red lights keep flashing. Is it a fire drill? What the hell? In this new position, Sam's heart rate starts crashing. It goes down to 60 beats per minute for almost 4 minutes. This is brain damage territory. A crash cart arrives. Doctors and nurses I've never seen. Bill is in hospital scrubs faster than a lawyer can yell "lawsuit!" I think he might have a heart attack. I think I've already had a heart attack. They work on me--not sure what's happening. Beeps start to slow down. The red light is off. Calm. He's stabilized. My brain is not, but that's not really the concern at the moment. I hope that's the end.
It's not. It happens again. And again. Three times and the doctor is pressing for a c-section. The midwife checks me. I am now UN-dilating. WTF? Sam's head is wedged at an angle and causing too much pressure. If I could move, I could move him around. BUT NOW I'M STUCK IN BED. This can't be happening. I read about this. I did everything right. The midwife says that I'll probably just keep doing this until it becomes an emergency. I give up. I can't do it anymore. It's been two days. Get him out of me. Please. C-section happens.
Can Eve Ensler write about this?
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2009-07-22
2009-07-20
religion & animals
Have to run to FASET orientation (freshmen orientation for incoming fall 2009 students), but Bill sent me this quotation last night and I love it, so I just thought I'd share.
"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it."
— Abraham Lincoln
"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it."
— Abraham Lincoln
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2009-07-13
channeling sarah vowell....
I just finished reading Sarah Vowell's Take the Cannoli, which I read (out of chronological order) after finishing Assassination Vacation and The Wordy Shipmates. For those of you who are not familiar with her work, she is a witty and sarcastic essayist, in the same vein as David Sedaris, Ira Glass, or anyone whom you might have heard on "This American Life." In short, Vowell channels almost any writer who has appeared on the Stuff White People Like list (this is a wonderful parody of race and class stereotypes, and Sedaris happens to be #25, sandwiched between "wine" and "Manhattan, and now Brooklyn too").
I could never hope to be as skilled a writer as Vowell, but I can certainly read her work and see glimmers of my own writing, or at least glimmers of my own neuroses. In talking about one of her writer friends, she says, "He's mad for ellipses. I tell him, yeah, I have similar affection for the parenthesis (but I always take most of my parentheses out, so as not to call undue attention to the glaring fact that I cannot think in complete sentences, that I think only in short fragments or long, run-on thought relays that the literati call stream of consciousness but I like to think of as disdain for the finality of the period)."- Sarah Vowell, Take the Cannoli, pp. 202 - 203.
I couldn't have said it better myself (though I could have tried, and did contemplate actually trying, but then thought better of it and ate a Popsicles. Hey, is that a......).
I could never hope to be as skilled a writer as Vowell, but I can certainly read her work and see glimmers of my own writing, or at least glimmers of my own neuroses. In talking about one of her writer friends, she says, "He's mad for ellipses. I tell him, yeah, I have similar affection for the parenthesis (but I always take most of my parentheses out, so as not to call undue attention to the glaring fact that I cannot think in complete sentences, that I think only in short fragments or long, run-on thought relays that the literati call stream of consciousness but I like to think of as disdain for the finality of the period)."- Sarah Vowell, Take the Cannoli, pp. 202 - 203.
I couldn't have said it better myself (though I could have tried, and did contemplate actually trying, but then thought better of it and ate a Popsicles. Hey, is that a......).
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2009-07-08
2009-07-05
other people's children...
Since I spend a lot of time complaining about my own child (whom I love dearly, BTW), I thought I'd take a moment to complain about other people's children. Or, more accurately, the crappy job that some other people do at raising their children. I fall solidly in the middle of the spectrum that ranges from "all children are awesome" to "only my child is awesome." There are moments when spending time with someone else's wonderfully behaved child--as they always are with strangers--is much more pleasant than spending time with my own child, whose new favorite activity is pooping on the floor in secret places, preferably so we can find it with our bare toes, as Bill did the other night. Makes you want to go off birth control right now, doesn't it? But there are other times when I look at children, particularly the really ill-behaved ones, and think "What possessed you to procreate? Seriously?!"
So I'm attending an expo geared towards "going green," staffing a table for Compassionate Kids, Inc., which is a wonderful non-profit that teaches children to have compassion for the earth, people, and animals. Really, what better mission can one have in this world? I'm on the board of directors, so please donate large sums of money. I digress. This is an expo with businesses, non-profits, government organizations, and a host of other interested parties, including kids' organizations such as CK. One would expect for children to be there, and there were some. What was amazing is what some parents felt it was perfectly appropriate to let their children do, including tearing around the exhibit floor, running into other people's booths, and disappearing for long periods of time leaving moi in charge of their children (might I note that I do not know these people or their children, nor were they there to assist with staffing the Compassionate Kids booth). At one point, I'm left staffing the CK booth, watching a 4 year old whom I know only by first name, and am faced with the choice of staying at the booth to guard our stuff (read: my iPhone) and letting this kid pee on the floor, or leaving the booth and taking this child to go potty. Of course I chose the latter, as it is not this child's fault that he was abandoned for over a 1/2 an hour with a stranger, but I was tempted to say "Wait until your father gets back." Knowing the short time span between "I have to go potty" and "I just went potty--in my pants," he never would have made it.
About a week later, I witnessed two women drop off a small child, I would estimate 2 - 2 1/2 years old, in a public playground and then disappear for 15 - 20 minutes. They reappeared with food and drinks in hand, chatting happily, as if they had not just committed felony child abandonment. This child was left unsupervised on a playground with a WIDE variety of neck-breaking implements for almost 1/2 an hour so these well-dressed, upper middle class, probably-have-a- nanny women could grab a bite and discuss the merits of various graduate programs for one of their older daughters. How this woman could have a child who could live to be old enough for graduate school is beyond me. The most disturbing thing was how little it bothered the little boy. He was clearly used to being left alone. Even when the mother and her companion returned, she never turned an eye to the child, instead sitting and chatting it up with her friend while drinking her $5.00 skinny latte. That is what broke my heart. This beautifully groomed, Polo-wearing, $40 haircut-sporting 2 year old was practically invisible to these women. It made me think...why did you bother? Just get a new purse next time. It's much cheaper and doesn't leave stretch marks.
Both of these experiences left me pondering what kind of parent I am. Too permissive? Too disciplinarian? Or, worst of all (and I fear that this is what I am), some wildly vacillating blend of the two, being too strict until it just gets too stressful, then giving up and saying "Fine, run with the scissors. You'll probably end up selling the story and it will become a best selling memoir in which you muse about your mother's failings" (note the Augusten Burroughs reference). On top of that, I'm reading a book called Positive Discipline, in hopes of picking up some tips other than 1) yelling, 2) retreating to the bathroom to cry, and/or 3) instituting a permanent time out until the kid leaves for college, and this has done nothing but make me feel inadequate. I find it impossible to institute any of these techniques when my kid has bolted out the door naked, laughing like a hyena as he heads directly out into the street. Calling a family meeting just doesn't seem to work in those instances. What do people think of me when they see him do that? Probably "there goes another well-dressed, upper middle class, probably-have-a-nanny woman who can't keep control of her child."
So I'm attending an expo geared towards "going green," staffing a table for Compassionate Kids, Inc., which is a wonderful non-profit that teaches children to have compassion for the earth, people, and animals. Really, what better mission can one have in this world? I'm on the board of directors, so please donate large sums of money. I digress. This is an expo with businesses, non-profits, government organizations, and a host of other interested parties, including kids' organizations such as CK. One would expect for children to be there, and there were some. What was amazing is what some parents felt it was perfectly appropriate to let their children do, including tearing around the exhibit floor, running into other people's booths, and disappearing for long periods of time leaving moi in charge of their children (might I note that I do not know these people or their children, nor were they there to assist with staffing the Compassionate Kids booth). At one point, I'm left staffing the CK booth, watching a 4 year old whom I know only by first name, and am faced with the choice of staying at the booth to guard our stuff (read: my iPhone) and letting this kid pee on the floor, or leaving the booth and taking this child to go potty. Of course I chose the latter, as it is not this child's fault that he was abandoned for over a 1/2 an hour with a stranger, but I was tempted to say "Wait until your father gets back." Knowing the short time span between "I have to go potty" and "I just went potty--in my pants," he never would have made it.
About a week later, I witnessed two women drop off a small child, I would estimate 2 - 2 1/2 years old, in a public playground and then disappear for 15 - 20 minutes. They reappeared with food and drinks in hand, chatting happily, as if they had not just committed felony child abandonment. This child was left unsupervised on a playground with a WIDE variety of neck-breaking implements for almost 1/2 an hour so these well-dressed, upper middle class, probably-have-a- nanny women could grab a bite and discuss the merits of various graduate programs for one of their older daughters. How this woman could have a child who could live to be old enough for graduate school is beyond me. The most disturbing thing was how little it bothered the little boy. He was clearly used to being left alone. Even when the mother and her companion returned, she never turned an eye to the child, instead sitting and chatting it up with her friend while drinking her $5.00 skinny latte. That is what broke my heart. This beautifully groomed, Polo-wearing, $40 haircut-sporting 2 year old was practically invisible to these women. It made me think...why did you bother? Just get a new purse next time. It's much cheaper and doesn't leave stretch marks.
Both of these experiences left me pondering what kind of parent I am. Too permissive? Too disciplinarian? Or, worst of all (and I fear that this is what I am), some wildly vacillating blend of the two, being too strict until it just gets too stressful, then giving up and saying "Fine, run with the scissors. You'll probably end up selling the story and it will become a best selling memoir in which you muse about your mother's failings" (note the Augusten Burroughs reference). On top of that, I'm reading a book called Positive Discipline, in hopes of picking up some tips other than 1) yelling, 2) retreating to the bathroom to cry, and/or 3) instituting a permanent time out until the kid leaves for college, and this has done nothing but make me feel inadequate. I find it impossible to institute any of these techniques when my kid has bolted out the door naked, laughing like a hyena as he heads directly out into the street. Calling a family meeting just doesn't seem to work in those instances. What do people think of me when they see him do that? Probably "there goes another well-dressed, upper middle class, probably-have-a-nanny woman who can't keep control of her child."
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2009-07-03
2009-06-26
helmets & seatbelts at the table, please
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2009-06-22
sad sack
OK, so that's a bit of a gross title, but it made me laugh. Our new, used dog Harvey, AKA Norman, AKA Stanley, AKA Sam was neutered today. He was yet another one of the throw-aways. His owner was going to kill him (that's much more accurate than "put him to sleep") because he kept jumping the fence. Turns out, he's terrified of thunderstorms, which is a bit inconvenient when one lives in a yard.
He is an 8 year old Great Dane (the typical Dane lifespan is 8 - 9) who had lived his entire life in a back yard, with a utility shed to call home. He was not vaccinated, he was not neutered, but he did manage to contract heartworms. In the South, almost any animal would be heartworm positive after being outside for just a few months. He was filled with parasites, 30 pounds underweight, and has neurological problems in his hips. That's common in Danes--our previous Dane Eleanor had major hip and spinal problems.
Soooo, like any rational person, I said "that dog's for me!" and found someone willing to drive 8 hours (there and back) to south GA to pick him up and bring him to my house. He had been named Sam, which is also my son's name, so I figured we were karmically meant to be together. I don't actually believe in karma, though I wish it were real, but it somehow makes me sound a little less crazy...
Back to the sack issue. As I mentioned, he was not neutered. Suffice to say, in an 8 year old dog who is meant to weigh 150 pounds, this is not an attractive sight. I felt the need to put underpants on him, as having a dog that well-endowed (actually, at ALL endowed) goes against every cell in my animal-rescuer body. So, instead of throwing a wiggling 12 week old puppy in the car to go get neutered, I helped a geriatric old man in the car--an old man who is not used to car rides, never mind going to the vet.
OK, so why do it? He won't be around unspayed female dogs, and he's probably gotten used to them being back there, right? Well, for one thing, dogs his age are very susceptible to testicular cancer, which is impossible to contract if one has no testes. Neutering also reduces the instances of prostate cancer in male dogs, and it prevents that oh-so-pleasant "surprise" pee mark that I always seem to find with bare feet at 3:00 AM, on my way to the bathroom. It also helps curb aggression, though this boy doesn't have an aggressive bone in his body. He defers to the cats, even the ones who get beat up by the other cats.
He's on the floor next to me, as I type. He's usually up on the futon in my office watching me, but I suspect he was just too damn tired to get up there. He keeps looking at his hindquarters with a bit of a puzzled look, though I'm probably just anthropomorphizing him. He's so trusting, and his eyes say "thank you for saving me" every time I look at him. But the funny thing is, it's these creatures who really save me.
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2009-06-19
and one more thing....
It is also Juneteenth, which gives my last post an even deeper context, as slavery comes in many, many forms and most definitely has not been eradicated from our world.
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life at the margins
As I was driving into work this morning, I passed a man holding council on the sidewalk. He was talking to no one, gesticulating wildly about and seeming to chastise the plastic shopping bag floating in the air around his head (I just chastise people who use plastic shopping bags, as they are crapping up our planet). But I digress...
As he stood there ranting, I watched the reactions of those around him--the non-mentally ill people walking down the street beside him and waiting at stoplights at the corner where he stood. They looked uncomfortable. Actually, they didn't "look" at all--at least not directly at him. They looked at the space around him, as if he were that pink elephant in the room that no one acknowledges but everyone knows is there.
Atlanta does not have the best record of working with the homeless. Our solutions seem to boil down to two simplistic options for dealing with this population: build large, overcrowded, and dangerous night shelters that primarily serve single men (women and families aren't homeless, you know), or aggressively pursue panhandlers on the street. Neither of these strategies gets at the underlying social and economic (e.g., structural) conditions that lead to homelessness. They are bandaids that placate constituents while merely shifting the problem away. The homeless move from tourist areas to under bridges, and the problem is solved.
A few years ago I heard about an essay contest for Lantern Books. Unfortunately, I heard about the contest the night before the essays were due but, nonetheless, I managed to pull a somewhat thoughtful reflection from out of my arse and submit it at 11:59 PM, exactly one minute before the deadline. I suspect that this is much how my students do their own papers.
I did not win the contest, I was a merely a runner-up, but my essay appeared on the Lantern Books website. I found it gratifying enough to post on the CV but, let's face it, in the world of Research I academia, no one gives a shit about this kind of stuff. But it meant something to me, even if sloppily written moments before the deadline. I'm assuming that I'm not wildly violating some copyright laws by posting it here, seeing as I was the one who wrote it. Let's hope that assumption is correct. :-) So, here it goes. It's from 2007 and entitled "Life at the Margins: Humans and Animals in a Disposable Society."
As he stood there ranting, I watched the reactions of those around him--the non-mentally ill people walking down the street beside him and waiting at stoplights at the corner where he stood. They looked uncomfortable. Actually, they didn't "look" at all--at least not directly at him. They looked at the space around him, as if he were that pink elephant in the room that no one acknowledges but everyone knows is there.
Atlanta does not have the best record of working with the homeless. Our solutions seem to boil down to two simplistic options for dealing with this population: build large, overcrowded, and dangerous night shelters that primarily serve single men (women and families aren't homeless, you know), or aggressively pursue panhandlers on the street. Neither of these strategies gets at the underlying social and economic (e.g., structural) conditions that lead to homelessness. They are bandaids that placate constituents while merely shifting the problem away. The homeless move from tourist areas to under bridges, and the problem is solved.
A few years ago I heard about an essay contest for Lantern Books. Unfortunately, I heard about the contest the night before the essays were due but, nonetheless, I managed to pull a somewhat thoughtful reflection from out of my arse and submit it at 11:59 PM, exactly one minute before the deadline. I suspect that this is much how my students do their own papers.
I did not win the contest, I was a merely a runner-up, but my essay appeared on the Lantern Books website. I found it gratifying enough to post on the CV but, let's face it, in the world of Research I academia, no one gives a shit about this kind of stuff. But it meant something to me, even if sloppily written moments before the deadline. I'm assuming that I'm not wildly violating some copyright laws by posting it here, seeing as I was the one who wrote it. Let's hope that assumption is correct. :-) So, here it goes. It's from 2007 and entitled "Life at the Margins: Humans and Animals in a Disposable Society."
Life at the Margins: Humans and Animals in a Disposable Society
Driving past the landfill, I can see what we Americans throw away. Spoiled food, piles of diapers, newspapers, and out-of-date electronics form a landscape of waste and excess. Americans are a wealthy lot, throwing away more than many other countries produce and consume. As a culture, we consider the word “disposable” to be a positive quality—anything that must be cleaned, protected, and tended to becomes a burden in a society where time is of the essence. In this age of disposable convenience, many overlook the fact that it is not only mass-produced goods that have become disposable; humans and other animals are often viewed in the same way.
As I drive past the landfill, I notice the other buildings that dot the common landscape: a county jail and an animal control facility. The refuse of society—in all its forms—has been tucked quietly onto this shared piece of land. Of course it’s logical that facilities run by the county (a landfill, animal shelter, and correctional facility) should share the same parcel of land. It’s just a practical use of space, correct? Or perhaps it is something more. Perhaps this shared space is symbolic of what (and whom) we view to be disposable: household trash, unwanted animals, and people living at the margins of legality and society.
As someone who is both a sociologist by training and the co-director of an animal rescue organization, I see the ramifications of living in a “disposable society” on a daily basis. In the metro area in which I live, almost 100,000 dogs and cats are euthanized each year, simply because they are not wanted. Victims of overpopulation, there is nowhere to put them. There are not enough interested adopters for all of the dogs and cats to find homes, and many of the animals are not the coveted “purebreds” that are highly desired by the consumer public. The dogs and cats are surplus, and become as disposable as the leftover food we throw away. Juxtapose this against the vast consumer spending power of pet owners in the United States. While almost $35 billion dollars are spent each year in the US on companion animal care and upkeep, nationally, almost nine million dogs and cats are killed because they are unwanted.
As someone who studies the intersections between race, class, gender, and crime, I see not just animals, but also humans living at the margins of society, struggling with poverty, racism, sexism, violence, mental illness, and substance abuse. With no substantial network of social service programs to deal with their multitude of problems, prisons and jails become their holding pens. Like surplus animals whose lives end at the county animal control facility, we have a population of humans in the United States who have been deemed “surplus” as well. In many places, it is the human residents of jails—the inmates—who care for the animal residents of shelters and pounds, often until the animals are euthanized. The wealthiest country on the planet, we have one of the highest rates of imprisonment of any nation and are the only country in the Western world that continues to use the death penalty. It seems that disposing of those who are damaged, unwanted, or excess becomes acceptable, regardless of what is being thrown away.
The suffering experienced by animals and people living in a “disposable society” is often inextricably linked. In fact, the treatment of companion animals often reflects the treatment of various human groups in society. The fact that the jail, landfill, and animal control facility are all located on the same parcel of land may be more than just convenience or coincidence. The exploitation of animals and the justification of their mistreatment closely resembles human oppression: living chained outside, constantly reproducing, facing exposure to disease due to inadequate or no medical attention, malnourishment, exposure to dangers of human social environments (e.g., traffic, chemical hazards), and abuse from people. These indignities faced by unwanted animals are analogous to conditions faced by the people who live in similar areas—inadequate health care, lack of access to reproductive services and care, malnutrition, hazardous wastes, and exposure to abuse and violence. All areas are affected by this problem: inner cities, rural areas, and suburbs. However, areas where socioeconomic disadvantage and poverty are rampant experience the bulk of the problem—where people in the community are marginalized, so too are the animals of that community.
And the link between unwanted animals and unwanted humans is deeper than just their common “disposability.” Researchers have long known that individuals who are neglectful or abusive of animals are also more likely to perpetrate violence against humans, but it is only in the last decade that the strength of this pathway has been uncovered. Whether it is in the form of neglect, deliberate abuse, or dog/cockfighting, aggression against animals is often indicative of larger problems of violence against humans.
Companion animals are often caught up in the “cycle of violence” that can haunt families. Violence can be witnessed by children and, through the learning process, passed on through generations. In the cycle of escalating aggression often found in domestic violence, animals can also end up the victims. Many women who have been victims of domestic violence report a hesitance to leave the abusive relationship, for fear the abuser will injure or kill a companion animal.
The abuse of children in the US is a disturbing fact, to say the least. Census data demonstrate that approximately fifty percent of pet owners also are parents of children under the age of eighteen, meaning that investigations of child abuse should also be attune to the possibility of concurrent animal abuse, and vice-versa. However, it is even more disturbing when it is discovered that children are not only abused, but are also perpetrators of animal abuse themselves. Children who abuse animals often start on a small scale with insects or small rodents, working their way up to companion animals (both strays and their own), and then sometimes moving on to abuse other children. Those doing research on violent adult criminals—particularly those with extreme patterns of violence such as serial killers or serial rapists—often find a history of animal abuse that started when the individual was a child and was “only” harming insects or rodents. Psychologists, sociologists, and human services workers agree that such behaviors should not be taken lightly, as they can be indicative of violent, predatory actions in the future.
In American society, the links between humans and animals who are considered surplus or disposable are tightly wound. That both are treated as the flotsam and jetsam of our culture—inconvenient, messy, and easily disposed of in landfills, shelters, or jails—should come as no surprise. The conditions faced by many animals resemble those faced by marginalized people because such oppression is deeply grounded in the organization and belief systems of society. Sociologists have long argued that racism, sexism, classism, and the like have historical and social structural causes that are rooted largely in unjust social arrangements—arrangements that significantly shape human consciousness and that are reflected in individual behaviors. Such arrangements affect the social conditions in which animals live as well. That is, conditions faced by animals are directly related to conditions such as urban deterioration and economically distressed communities. Such areas tend to have relatively high rates of animal abuse and homelessness. Thus, the conditions that animals face are a symptom of larger social problems.
Driving by a landfill, most Americans grimace at the unpleasant smell or the visual blight inflicted on the landscape. We wish it could be a little further away, a little more out of our field of vision, and most certainly not in our own neighborhood. The same is said of the other “refuse” that dots our communities—homeless humans and animals. What is so often overlooked is the tie that binds all of us together: city dweller, suburbanite, prisoner, and even the stray dog or cat. We live in a society where people and animals have come to be viewed as disposable, and where “disposable” no longer holds a negative connotation. For those who dwell at the margins, being at the mercy of a culture of disposability becomes a way of life.
As I drive past the landfill, I notice the other buildings that dot the common landscape: a county jail and an animal control facility. The refuse of society—in all its forms—has been tucked quietly onto this shared piece of land. Of course it’s logical that facilities run by the county (a landfill, animal shelter, and correctional facility) should share the same parcel of land. It’s just a practical use of space, correct? Or perhaps it is something more. Perhaps this shared space is symbolic of what (and whom) we view to be disposable: household trash, unwanted animals, and people living at the margins of legality and society.
As someone who is both a sociologist by training and the co-director of an animal rescue organization, I see the ramifications of living in a “disposable society” on a daily basis. In the metro area in which I live, almost 100,000 dogs and cats are euthanized each year, simply because they are not wanted. Victims of overpopulation, there is nowhere to put them. There are not enough interested adopters for all of the dogs and cats to find homes, and many of the animals are not the coveted “purebreds” that are highly desired by the consumer public. The dogs and cats are surplus, and become as disposable as the leftover food we throw away. Juxtapose this against the vast consumer spending power of pet owners in the United States. While almost $35 billion dollars are spent each year in the US on companion animal care and upkeep, nationally, almost nine million dogs and cats are killed because they are unwanted.
As someone who studies the intersections between race, class, gender, and crime, I see not just animals, but also humans living at the margins of society, struggling with poverty, racism, sexism, violence, mental illness, and substance abuse. With no substantial network of social service programs to deal with their multitude of problems, prisons and jails become their holding pens. Like surplus animals whose lives end at the county animal control facility, we have a population of humans in the United States who have been deemed “surplus” as well. In many places, it is the human residents of jails—the inmates—who care for the animal residents of shelters and pounds, often until the animals are euthanized. The wealthiest country on the planet, we have one of the highest rates of imprisonment of any nation and are the only country in the Western world that continues to use the death penalty. It seems that disposing of those who are damaged, unwanted, or excess becomes acceptable, regardless of what is being thrown away.
The suffering experienced by animals and people living in a “disposable society” is often inextricably linked. In fact, the treatment of companion animals often reflects the treatment of various human groups in society. The fact that the jail, landfill, and animal control facility are all located on the same parcel of land may be more than just convenience or coincidence. The exploitation of animals and the justification of their mistreatment closely resembles human oppression: living chained outside, constantly reproducing, facing exposure to disease due to inadequate or no medical attention, malnourishment, exposure to dangers of human social environments (e.g., traffic, chemical hazards), and abuse from people. These indignities faced by unwanted animals are analogous to conditions faced by the people who live in similar areas—inadequate health care, lack of access to reproductive services and care, malnutrition, hazardous wastes, and exposure to abuse and violence. All areas are affected by this problem: inner cities, rural areas, and suburbs. However, areas where socioeconomic disadvantage and poverty are rampant experience the bulk of the problem—where people in the community are marginalized, so too are the animals of that community.
And the link between unwanted animals and unwanted humans is deeper than just their common “disposability.” Researchers have long known that individuals who are neglectful or abusive of animals are also more likely to perpetrate violence against humans, but it is only in the last decade that the strength of this pathway has been uncovered. Whether it is in the form of neglect, deliberate abuse, or dog/cockfighting, aggression against animals is often indicative of larger problems of violence against humans.
Companion animals are often caught up in the “cycle of violence” that can haunt families. Violence can be witnessed by children and, through the learning process, passed on through generations. In the cycle of escalating aggression often found in domestic violence, animals can also end up the victims. Many women who have been victims of domestic violence report a hesitance to leave the abusive relationship, for fear the abuser will injure or kill a companion animal.
The abuse of children in the US is a disturbing fact, to say the least. Census data demonstrate that approximately fifty percent of pet owners also are parents of children under the age of eighteen, meaning that investigations of child abuse should also be attune to the possibility of concurrent animal abuse, and vice-versa. However, it is even more disturbing when it is discovered that children are not only abused, but are also perpetrators of animal abuse themselves. Children who abuse animals often start on a small scale with insects or small rodents, working their way up to companion animals (both strays and their own), and then sometimes moving on to abuse other children. Those doing research on violent adult criminals—particularly those with extreme patterns of violence such as serial killers or serial rapists—often find a history of animal abuse that started when the individual was a child and was “only” harming insects or rodents. Psychologists, sociologists, and human services workers agree that such behaviors should not be taken lightly, as they can be indicative of violent, predatory actions in the future.
In American society, the links between humans and animals who are considered surplus or disposable are tightly wound. That both are treated as the flotsam and jetsam of our culture—inconvenient, messy, and easily disposed of in landfills, shelters, or jails—should come as no surprise. The conditions faced by many animals resemble those faced by marginalized people because such oppression is deeply grounded in the organization and belief systems of society. Sociologists have long argued that racism, sexism, classism, and the like have historical and social structural causes that are rooted largely in unjust social arrangements—arrangements that significantly shape human consciousness and that are reflected in individual behaviors. Such arrangements affect the social conditions in which animals live as well. That is, conditions faced by animals are directly related to conditions such as urban deterioration and economically distressed communities. Such areas tend to have relatively high rates of animal abuse and homelessness. Thus, the conditions that animals face are a symptom of larger social problems.
Driving by a landfill, most Americans grimace at the unpleasant smell or the visual blight inflicted on the landscape. We wish it could be a little further away, a little more out of our field of vision, and most certainly not in our own neighborhood. The same is said of the other “refuse” that dots our communities—homeless humans and animals. What is so often overlooked is the tie that binds all of us together: city dweller, suburbanite, prisoner, and even the stray dog or cat. We live in a society where people and animals have come to be viewed as disposable, and where “disposable” no longer holds a negative connotation. For those who dwell at the margins, being at the mercy of a culture of disposability becomes a way of life.
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2009-06-17
conferencing away....
At the GTAAN Best Practices conference. Lots of good presentations, but I'm just pooped. Getting up early is not my forte (that is an understatement). Getting out of the office is nice, but I'm a bit of a wallflower when it comes to socializing with people whom I don't know. Give me a room full of people I know or a room full of students and I'm a stand-up comic. Put me in a room full of strangers, and you'll lot likely find me in the bathroom. Well, unless there's alcohol involved. Oh, but it is a wonderful social lubricant, isn't it? Hmmm, maybe I should have a quick drink before introducing this next conference session....
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2009-06-16
crap that annoys me
I was going to call it a top 10 list of pet peeves, until I realized that there are FAR more than 10 things, and that "pet peeve" probably does not fully capture it. So, here it goes. I will add to this continuously, no doubt, throughout my blogging career, however long that may be.
1. Forwarding spam, chain letters, or fake virus alerts. CHECK THEM ON SNOPES, PEOPLE.
2. Failure to use turn signals--really, is it that difficult??
3. Failure to maintain lane--see above. Failure to maintain lane while talking on a cell phone? Don't even go there.
4. Unneutered animals. I don't have room for your litter of "whoops" puppies, nor do I want to look at your dog's, um, privates.
5. "Modern" rock and "new" country. If you want to listen to country music, please choose something that's not Brooks and Dunn. Might I suggest Johnny Cash? Loretta Lynn? Drive-by-Truckers? Ditto for all you fans of Linkin Park.
6. While we're talking about music, all things Jimmy Buffett need to go away.
7. Bad tattoos. Think them out, people. They aren't going anywhere and they are more expensive to take off then to put on. Do you really need to memorialize your love for Lynard Skynard on your left bicep?
8. Heartfelt confessionals on MySpace/Facebook/name your own social media. I think heartfelt confessionals are awesome, especially when done face-to-face over a nice cup of tea. The western hemisphere does not need to hear about your childhood trauma. You won't hear about mine here.
9. Poor spelling and grammar. Spellcheck- live it, learn it, love it. Students, this means you.
Nine seemed like a good place to stop. Don't want to work myself up in a lather....
1. Forwarding spam, chain letters, or fake virus alerts. CHECK THEM ON SNOPES, PEOPLE.
2. Failure to use turn signals--really, is it that difficult??
3. Failure to maintain lane--see above. Failure to maintain lane while talking on a cell phone? Don't even go there.
4. Unneutered animals. I don't have room for your litter of "whoops" puppies, nor do I want to look at your dog's, um, privates.
5. "Modern" rock and "new" country. If you want to listen to country music, please choose something that's not Brooks and Dunn. Might I suggest Johnny Cash? Loretta Lynn? Drive-by-Truckers? Ditto for all you fans of Linkin Park.
6. While we're talking about music, all things Jimmy Buffett need to go away.
7. Bad tattoos. Think them out, people. They aren't going anywhere and they are more expensive to take off then to put on. Do you really need to memorialize your love for Lynard Skynard on your left bicep?
8. Heartfelt confessionals on MySpace/Facebook/name your own social media. I think heartfelt confessionals are awesome, especially when done face-to-face over a nice cup of tea. The western hemisphere does not need to hear about your childhood trauma. You won't hear about mine here.
9. Poor spelling and grammar. Spellcheck- live it, learn it, love it. Students, this means you.
Nine seemed like a good place to stop. Don't want to work myself up in a lather....
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where has it all gone?
Pondering where it has all gone.
By "all," I really mean time, money, and my waistline. It seems that just yesterday I was closing in on 30. Now I'm closing in on 40. How the hell did THAT happen? Sure, I got a Ph.D., got married, bought a house, had two kids, got a job, lost a job, then got a new job, and watched 7 dogs and 6 cats die all in the past decade but still, it seems to have gone by in a flash. I don't feel older, except for being constantly exhausted, but I probably do that to myself with too much stress and too little exercise. I am still as infinitely cool as I was at 28 (snort), but I seem to be moving out of "hip young professor" status very rapidly. Will I be 60, thinking that I'm 40? I'm guessing that time just keeps on accelerating. It seems to be some cruel trick of nature and nurture that time drags by when we're suffering through the interminable teen years, but speeds up just as you figure out who you are and what you want out of life. Go figure.
Now to the money. For someone who is in such massive debt, it sure would be nice to have something to show for it--a flashy car, a second story on our house, some amazing vacation to talk about for years to come. (To be fair, I did go to Australia for 9 days when Bill was teaching there, but I lived in the dorm/hotel with the students and my parents paid for the airfare, so it didn't contribute to my current debt. Plus, I had to take care of the home front for 2 1/2 months, so that seemed like a fair trade off.) We drive a used Honda Civic and a VERY used Subaru station wagon, are crammed into 1200 sq. ft, and don't usually get farther than Asheville, NC, aside from academic conferences. Those have become our default vacations. So, where did it all go? Gambling? My heretofore unknown crack habit? A designer wardrobe that no longer fits? Bill's "Hair Club for Men" membership (kidding)? Nope. It's walking around on four legs in our house. Our animals, of which there have been many, all of them rescued from some type of traumatic situation, have better health care than most Americans. Including me. Need spinal surgery at UGA? Got it. Chemotherapy? Done. A special medication that has to be imported from Europe because it's not FDA approved? Sure thing. Acupuncture? Weekly. Now the root of all this is clearly compassion. We don't take in animals to whom we can't commit for a lifetime (though we'd like to break that rule with our parrot Fry Bread, who drives us f%*#ing insane). Unfortunately, that means the lost animal waifs of the world, especially those with rare and expensive medical conditions, seem to find their way to us. Or maybe I look for them. God complex? Perhaps. Either way, they show up at our doorstep and we take them in. Aside from our mortgage and the insane amount of money that it takes to have quality childcare to facilitate two working parents, our credit card debt walks around our house, sheds on the carpet, and barfs in my shoes. I should start renaming the animals Visa, AmEx, and Wells Fargo.
Finally, my waistline. That is the most tragic of all. While getting out of credit card debt is certainly what would be best for my family and make them happiest, finding my ass again would improve MY mental health even more. It's not like I was a triathlete in my younger days, but I could fit into clothing with single-digit sizes and didn't feel the need to wear a mu mu at the beach. OK, maybe it's not that bad. We're not talking Rikki Lake or something that would appear on TLC, but it feels that way in my head (as I've already mentioned, my head often works overtime, independent of the rest of me, and often independent of basic rationality). My diet isn't that bad. I'm a vegetarian who lives with a vegan, so it's not like I'm binging on steak dinners. Maybe a little too much mac n' cheese and refined sugar, but there are lots of fruits and veggies and tofu and tempeh thrown in there. I just need to get up and get to the gym. And I don't. Ever. If I did, I would probably enjoy the increased energy, the renewed strength in my muscles, more flexibility, better sleep, and high self-esteem. Yet here I sit, on my ass, typing on my computer and bitching about the spread of said ass. Sounds like some therapy, soul-searching, or the kick-in-the-pants that is bathing suit shopping is needed. None of those option sound pleasant, though bathing suit shopping is definitely at the bottom of that list, right below having my tonsils removed without anesthesia and eating my own foot.
By "all," I really mean time, money, and my waistline. It seems that just yesterday I was closing in on 30. Now I'm closing in on 40. How the hell did THAT happen? Sure, I got a Ph.D., got married, bought a house, had two kids, got a job, lost a job, then got a new job, and watched 7 dogs and 6 cats die all in the past decade but still, it seems to have gone by in a flash. I don't feel older, except for being constantly exhausted, but I probably do that to myself with too much stress and too little exercise. I am still as infinitely cool as I was at 28 (snort), but I seem to be moving out of "hip young professor" status very rapidly. Will I be 60, thinking that I'm 40? I'm guessing that time just keeps on accelerating. It seems to be some cruel trick of nature and nurture that time drags by when we're suffering through the interminable teen years, but speeds up just as you figure out who you are and what you want out of life. Go figure.
Now to the money. For someone who is in such massive debt, it sure would be nice to have something to show for it--a flashy car, a second story on our house, some amazing vacation to talk about for years to come. (To be fair, I did go to Australia for 9 days when Bill was teaching there, but I lived in the dorm/hotel with the students and my parents paid for the airfare, so it didn't contribute to my current debt. Plus, I had to take care of the home front for 2 1/2 months, so that seemed like a fair trade off.) We drive a used Honda Civic and a VERY used Subaru station wagon, are crammed into 1200 sq. ft, and don't usually get farther than Asheville, NC, aside from academic conferences. Those have become our default vacations. So, where did it all go? Gambling? My heretofore unknown crack habit? A designer wardrobe that no longer fits? Bill's "Hair Club for Men" membership (kidding)? Nope. It's walking around on four legs in our house. Our animals, of which there have been many, all of them rescued from some type of traumatic situation, have better health care than most Americans. Including me. Need spinal surgery at UGA? Got it. Chemotherapy? Done. A special medication that has to be imported from Europe because it's not FDA approved? Sure thing. Acupuncture? Weekly. Now the root of all this is clearly compassion. We don't take in animals to whom we can't commit for a lifetime (though we'd like to break that rule with our parrot Fry Bread, who drives us f%*#ing insane). Unfortunately, that means the lost animal waifs of the world, especially those with rare and expensive medical conditions, seem to find their way to us. Or maybe I look for them. God complex? Perhaps. Either way, they show up at our doorstep and we take them in. Aside from our mortgage and the insane amount of money that it takes to have quality childcare to facilitate two working parents, our credit card debt walks around our house, sheds on the carpet, and barfs in my shoes. I should start renaming the animals Visa, AmEx, and Wells Fargo.
Finally, my waistline. That is the most tragic of all. While getting out of credit card debt is certainly what would be best for my family and make them happiest, finding my ass again would improve MY mental health even more. It's not like I was a triathlete in my younger days, but I could fit into clothing with single-digit sizes and didn't feel the need to wear a mu mu at the beach. OK, maybe it's not that bad. We're not talking Rikki Lake or something that would appear on TLC, but it feels that way in my head (as I've already mentioned, my head often works overtime, independent of the rest of me, and often independent of basic rationality). My diet isn't that bad. I'm a vegetarian who lives with a vegan, so it's not like I'm binging on steak dinners. Maybe a little too much mac n' cheese and refined sugar, but there are lots of fruits and veggies and tofu and tempeh thrown in there. I just need to get up and get to the gym. And I don't. Ever. If I did, I would probably enjoy the increased energy, the renewed strength in my muscles, more flexibility, better sleep, and high self-esteem. Yet here I sit, on my ass, typing on my computer and bitching about the spread of said ass. Sounds like some therapy, soul-searching, or the kick-in-the-pants that is bathing suit shopping is needed. None of those option sound pleasant, though bathing suit shopping is definitely at the bottom of that list, right below having my tonsils removed without anesthesia and eating my own foot.
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2009-06-15
entering the blogosphere....
Well, I've finally done it. I've entered the blogosphere. I figured that if I'm constantly talking to myself, I might as well put the thoughts down on paper (so to speak).
So, who am I and why would you care to read my blog? Well, I'm no one important and someone important. I've written things that you've probably never read, taught classes that you've probably never taken, and rescued animals that you've probably never met. I'm also a mom to Sam and Violet (my most important job), spouse to Bill, and an academic.
Why would you care to read? Unless you're my mom, you probably won't. But if you do keep reading, beyond this paragraph at least, you'll get to enjoy (or at least tolerate) my musings on raising a child, being a reinvented academic, being married to an academic, and living in a household populated by far more animals than people.
So, who am I and why would you care to read my blog? Well, I'm no one important and someone important. I've written things that you've probably never read, taught classes that you've probably never taken, and rescued animals that you've probably never met. I'm also a mom to Sam and Violet (my most important job), spouse to Bill, and an academic.
Why would you care to read? Unless you're my mom, you probably won't. But if you do keep reading, beyond this paragraph at least, you'll get to enjoy (or at least tolerate) my musings on raising a child, being a reinvented academic, being married to an academic, and living in a household populated by far more animals than people.
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